tbh:
@irabrianmiller
This is probably my favorite Seinfeld quote of all time.
Between this and the “Shit New Yorkers Say” post, I am missing you something fierce.
(Photo reblogged from thepizzaqueen)
found this in an old notebook part 3
(Source: mypugobsession)
- my dad: hahahahahahhAHAH selena gomez was caught kissing a girl
- me: dad no
- my dad: JFKSALDFJLA THE GIRLS NAME WAS
- me: dad
- my dad: jUSTIN
- me: no
- my dad: BIEBER
- me: dad






